You know the old saying, called two birds with one phone? Well, you should. I like the idea of having a Bird Party Line much better than stoning birds. Or is it dressed two birds with one coat? It’s definitely not killed two birds with one stone. I’ve never been a fan of killing birds. Ever. So why not dress them? It may not be comfortable squeezing two in one coat, but I’ll make sure it’s a really big coat, and it’s better to have an ill-fitting coat than be stoned, right? Time to make some Bird Couture… I just need them to hold still so I can take some measurements. Magpies, am I right?!